Why does no-one remember these things but me?

A very quick list of stuff only I seem to remember. Whenever I bring them up people just stare blankly at me

• The New Shmoo - WTF! Is this some sort of crazy sperm with legs or what?
  

• Watoo Watoo - A bird from outer space...I kid you not.

• Ludwig - A crystal egg with robotic arms and legs. Good grief I need to go lay down for a bit.

Later peoples